Sorry folks but Spotted Cow is just not that good.
I consider myself to have a very open mind when it comes to people’s taste in beer. Obviously I will never endorse things as crummy as Bud Light, but above that I can at least come to terms with the fact that people like different things. I am, however, more and more outraged at how often people rant and rave about New Glarus Spotted Cow.
It is one hundred percent mediocrity. It is a slightly sweet beer with subtle hints of citrus, mostly lemon and metallic undertones. Absolutely nothing about this beer makes me or anyone I know just want to stand up and scream from the rooftops. There is also the price issue: without including the cost I would give Spotted Cow a solid B-. Including the cost I would lower it down to a straight C.
There are just so many beers that deal with these flavors in a richer and smoother fashion. Blue Moon, for example, includes a great balance of hops and citrus, and maintains a similar heaviness as Spotted Cow.
If you like the sweet aspects, try the cheaper and more refreshing Leinenkugel’s Nude Beach. Nude Beach maintains strong flavor with less body than the overhyped Spotted Cow.
Now if you are looking to just improve your tastes in beer there are a ton of great options at a similar price.
Since we are fast approaching fall, there is no reason not to indulge in the great variations of October fest beer. Sam Adams, Leinenkugel’s and many other breweries make great German interpretations, and since they only hit the shelves around this time I would highly recommend you seize the opportunity. Going along with other easy-to-find beers with a lot more flavor, try any of the Hacker-Pschorr variations. These beers are heavier than Spotted Cow but are packed with so much more flavor, and the aromas are second to none.
We all go to school in one of the greatest beer cities in the world. Numerous restaurants around town brew fantastic beers, and there are three famous breweries all within just a couple of miles. Let us put down the mediocre beers and start drinking something truly worthwhile.
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